January 28, 2012
Okay, so this may seem super random but I think that pregnant women need to stop explaining how far along they are in weeks. You better believe that when you say that you are 27 weeks along that I am going to first attempt to divide that by four, fail, get angry at math and then instinctively become livid at your baby. I don't mean to be but it just happens! Why can't you just tell me “I'm almost 7 months pregnant” or I am 6 months and three weeks pregnant... I know you know how many months that is! You have a human being living inside of you! It tenderizes your kidneys, keeps you awake at night, makes you puke, sits on your bladder and makes you pee yourself when you sneeze, etc. so, I know you're aware of EXACTLY how long it has been in you and when it will be leaving you. Don't try to sound sophisticated by explaining to those of us who aren't deathly afraid of sneezing how far along you are. Thank you and I am sorry (not really) for any inconvenience this may have caused you.
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